Car Insurance
Betty unleashes the power of the Holy Ghost and provides advice on car insurance for the mentally ill.
Transsexual Radio - Two New Clips (#61 and 62) Added 4/29/08!
Check out the inane, insane, profane radio station from the creator of Betty Butterfield and Shirley Q. Liquor! Your femcees Sissy St. James and Valerie Valentime bring you live shows from the Transsexual Disco Church, with involuntary heckling and gratuitous performer demolition courtesy of the Tourettes Guy ... could it be the congregation Betty's been looking for? (Click here if you don't see the grey Transsexual Radio Flash player below.)
Election 2008
Betty weighs in on the presidential contenders. I ain't votin' for no one just cause they break down cryin'! If that was the damn criterion I'd be the President of the United States.
Big Love
Fortified by a Texas-size cocktail, Betty spills the beans about her former "impostate" lifestyle as a female polygamist. (Hmm, did she say LDS or LSD?) Betty, God only knows what we'd be without you, sister wife!
Welcome
Ever since my tooth fell out I feel like ignorant white trash.
Pageant
Hon, either these bitches' hormones is off or we're at a damn drag show!
My Tragic Life
People think I'm wealthy, but I'm not.
Domestic Violence
I woke up and he had a 12-gauge shotgun pointed at my head telling me, "Where is my breakfast?"
Nausea
Many people don’t know that Betty starred in a French art film. Did you catch it at Cannes in 1971?
Betty Don't Know
A dingo ate my Betty.
Career Options
I went down to Texas Employment Commission, and they hooked me up with this hispanic gal. She run my aptitude thru the computer to see what I was suited for. And the only thing that come up was bus driver or toll booth attendant.
Horrible Day
Betty has an especially horrible day.
Geisha
Did you know Betty has an alter ego in Japan? In this instructional video, you’ll learn how to say "mmmhellooo" in Japanese.
Iraq
Look at me! Look at me! I'm a big ol' Arabian woman! Betty intervenes in a neighbor's domestic crisis.
Arrested
Betty gets pulled over for "DWR." I'm not a criminal! I'm a nice lady! I do the right thing!
Smoking
Betty and codependent sister Bonita in the tobacco-fueled version of Reefer Madness.
Private Thoughts (or, Being Betty Butterfield)
What would happen if Betty went down the chute into her own brain the way John Malkovich does in that crazy-ass movie?
Drag Show
Betty tries the last refuge of the bored and despondent: she decides to put on a drag show. And the great thing is, she doesn't even have to change her makeup!
The Betty Butterfield Show
Maudlin … Needy … Disturbed … Pointless … Drivel … That’s right! It’s the Betty Butterfield Show!
Funeral
Betty is instinctively drawn to the only section in the newspaper where people are possibly worse off than she is: the obituaries. Recognizing a vaguely familiar name, she rushes down to the local funeral home. But what terrible revelation awaits her as she snatches open the casket?
