Funeral

Betty is instinctively drawn to the only section in the newspaper where people are possibly worse off than she is: the obituaries. Recognizing a vaguely familiar name, she rushes down to the local funeral home. But what terrible revelation awaits her as she snatches open the casket?

Comments

[Derrick Fields]

Betty Butterfield kicks ass!!! I've learned everything I'll ever need to know about the religions of the world from Betty.

[Michael]

So many Right Wing Christians, so few lions ! Betty Butterfield is perhaps the most underrated genius of our time. I never thought that a parody of the spiritual abuses doled out by EVERY organized "religion" on earth could be so hilarious. I'm a recovering Baptist myself, and Betty has saved me thousands in therapy, not to mention Lexapro and Xanax.
May God, Buddha, Jehovah, Confusious, and the Mother Mary bless her richly! Amen, and Amen.

[Brian]

Betty should just start her own church... it would have good praisin', a smoking room, great music, and fabulous vestments from the Robert Tilton collection at K-mart. I'm sure she'd have a great potluck after every service... you wanna talk about CASSEROLES...

I'd join up in a second.

[Larry (aka Bianca Snow)]

I remember when Betty's half sister ...Miss Honey Charles and I... belonged to the Church of the Poison Mind together......It was soo good to see you again Betty......glad to see your meds are workin again Hun !!!!

I will have to come by and take you to my church...Our Lady of the Immaculate Tearoom, you'll enjoy it immensely.

I loved your rendition of Lookin For A City....I was touched by the spirit...or was it a spirit.....oh my !!!

Love and Kisses

[Charlie Vazquez]

I have to watch some of the skits a few times to squeeze as much laughter out of them as I can. Why Betty isn't lined up for the next John Waters movie, I'll never know. Being a writer myself, I can appreciate the balance of what seems to be spontaneous and scripted. Don't stop the Betty!

[Chris]

I HEAR YA Betty! You PREACH it. I love Betty Butterfield! A friend introduced me to this site, and I have spent hours laughing and saying "aint that the truth"! Stop stop Betty, I can't wait to see more!

[fanofbetty]

Betty girl, you are more intellectual than all the church scholars in this unholy land of ours, you say it like it is. I just love to pop a percacete, pour myself a cocktail and attend the church of Betty Butterfeild. And your lipstick is to die for, keep it comming girl. Sisters.....

[Jonathan]

Me and my friends love watching you.You make us laugh so much.I have to show and tell everyone about you.Never stop what you do because you put smiles on everyone's face no matter what's going on in our lives.YES MA'AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Brenda]

You are telling the truth in a really hysterical way, and ain't it the truth about people who are never satisfied ? I love the understated message of Honey, find a pue and stick with it!!! Don't let anyone tell you your offensive or racist! If people can't laugh at life and themselves, they have problems!!!

[newyorkrubberdoll]

I love me some betty. She sure knows how to break it down for the small minded people who don't get out much! Betty girl can you tell us about your trip to the home depot? I know you met some ignunt peoples there. I will wait for your story about the trailer trash at the home depot. You go girl! we love you!

[Victor E. Croft]

Betty

I adore you! Goddam girl, you make us all HUMAN! Thanks.

[justlooking]

Betty you are so funny! I just love it when you speak in tongues. Oh shak ka laka ma laka me my say heay.......