Betty thinks Facebook is of the devil.
Betty unleashes the power of the Holy Ghost and provides advice on car insurance for the mentally ill.
Ever since my tooth fell out I feel like ignorant white trash.
People think I'm wealthy, but I'm not.
I woke up and he had a 12-gauge shotgun pointed at my head telling me, "Where is my breakfast?"
Many people don’t know that Betty starred in a French art film. Did you catch it at Cannes in 1971?
A dingo ate my Betty.
I went down to Texas Employment Commission, and they hooked me up with this hispanic gal. She run my aptitude thru the computer to see what I was suited for. And the only thing that come up was bus driver or toll booth attendant.
Betty has an especially horrible day.
Did you know Betty has an alter ego in Japan? In this instructional video, you’ll learn how to say "mmmhellooo" in Japanese.
