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Eisenhower Answers Marge

Election 2008

Betty weighs in on the presidential contenders. I ain't votin' for no one just cause they break down cryin'! If that was the damn criterion I'd be the President of the United States.

Election 2004

That John Kerry - everybody says he's real good, but, my God, that face is so long ... that man could eat oats out of a butter churn.

Ford for President '76

This is one of Chuck's favorites. How could you not like someone who's constantly falling down staircases?

Betty for Nixon

I think we should have a President whose wife doesn't say anything.

Condoleezma

Is this one of Betty’s medicine dreams or a TV hallucination? Condi Rice has a press conference to set the record straight once and for all: despite the strangely molded hair, she’s not the Ambassador of Soul, but Cleopatra Jones has got nothing on her when it comes to nuclear weaponry.